Like the cool cat who seems to “Dance like No one’s Watching” but is totally doing it for “the Benefit of All Those Watching,” Dances With Eyes Closed is someone who performs an action in such a way as to suggest being unaware of or totally unconcerned with the opinions of others. Exhibited by: 1. Eyes-closed dancers 2. A shirtless young man running through his Tai Chi series on a small scrap of available grass in high foot-traffic college campus quad. 3. Most scenarios in which men are shirtless.