The confident fool that rushes in to blurt out what he/she believes to be a funny line that was obviously found on a coffee mug in the office break room. These are thankless warriors that bring us the satisfying gasps.
Celebrity endorsements of a product that makes you makes you wish some entertainers would just go bankrupt with some dignity. Example:…”
Upon making a joke, and receiving no response, The Doubter of Ears questions the hearing abilities of the listener; s/he often…”