Eastern Europeans have perfected the art of making music that sounds like cheap cologne smells. Stick it out for a minute and see Ferraris, accordions, and a black guy that looks more out of place than the DJ in SugarRay. -Dan Goodman
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Are you a christian rapper? Do you make sexy in Serbian Dance clubs? Are you in a heavy metal band and take your lyrics seriously? Are you Will.I.Am? Well then welcome to the Douche Chillz Music section, Solid Gold HITZ. It’s a big tent and you’re all welcome. It’s like Bonnaroo, except somehow the bands are more annoying than the people. Dan Goodman is a valued contributor at DoucheChillz.com. He is the creator of GhettoMyspace and the director of Skinja. Dan is a stand up comedian. Check out his videos on youtube and visit GetDanGoodman.com
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