This ad for traditional marriage really nails it, because it shows us all what we already suspected: having two gay men for parents means a whole lot of getting your nurturing from two unmoving sets of calves. Depending on your dads, the shoes may vary from sneakers to Merrils and back again, but dress ‘em up as you will, they will never be anything but cold calves. There will be four of them. The men attached to those limbs will go to extraordinary lengths to adopt you, sure, and yet from the moment they get you home, it will be all soleus muscle all the time.
all lgbt chillz