Hi! I’m Giulia Rozzi, a very stylish fauxshionista. I came up with this great original never-been-done-before idea: post pics of me in my favorite outfit of the week! I hope my wardrobe inspires you as much as I have inspired me and myself.
Casual Fridays and Thursdays and Wednesdays…
So usually I make my boyfriend take photos of me for these posts but this week he was all “I’m busy” and I was all “but ME! MY BLOG! FASHION! SUBSCRIBERS! HASHTAGS! And also ME!” I don’t get why he didn’t want to help, it’s not like I ask him to re-take shots 50 times, just 49 times. So this week I took the pics by myself. The first round was not so great.
Then finally I began to really “make love to the camera.” Literally, I put my iPhone on vibrate and sat on it. Then I took this shot which I think screams “oh hello coy face like a doe with after glow.” (Also the name of my new fragrance!)
Anyhoo, I call this outfit “business casual” because I’m wearing it as I work from home. “Work” as in refresh my inbox every 2 minutes in hopes a real job offer email appears. It’s also my “dress up in workout wear and walk around Manhattan crying underneath sunglasses” look. Versatility!
Here’s a mirror selfie I took, now you can see more of the outfit and more of the dust on my mirror.
Necklace: A&M Jewelry
I love watching people try to pronounce my name off my nameplate: “Goolia? Is your name Goolia?” Yup, and the former Mayor of New York is named “Gooliani.”
Pants: BDG leggings.
Back in the day, depressed people wore sweatpants. Now I can mask my illogical sadness with flattering leggings. Thank you fashion!!!
Bag: Urban Outfitters
Nothing screams narcissism like pairing a name plate with a first name initial tote. Sorry, but “G” is one of the coolest letters there is, almost as cool as “Z” which I have two of my last name. What I’m trying to say is I AM COOL. Fashion tip: keep a yoga mat in your bag! Walking around the city holding a yoga mat lets people know you’re enlightened n’ shit.
You know when you take off your shoes and you’re all “who’s making salad?” Okay, you know when you take off your shoes and you’re all “who’s dying Easter eggs?” Okay, you know when you take off your shoes and you’re all “that cannot be my feet. Oh dear Lord it IS my feet!” Yes, that’s what going on here.
T-shirt: Vintage Celtics
I’ve owned this tee since I (not sorry to brag) won it at Wellington Elementary School’s 1986 jump-rope-a-thon. How is it still in tact? Great question, probably because it’s from THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD! I love my hometown of Boston so much and cannot believe what’s been happening there. “Working from home” this week has also meant ”being glued to my TV confused, sad, scared, angry, and feeling helpless.” One reason why this is the outfit of the week is because its one of the only things I’ve worn this week, I’ve worn this shirt almost every day this week to show my Boston support and solidarity to my co-workers (my dog and coffee maker).
It sucks to feel helpless when your city, your country, your fellow humans are hurting (not just in Boston but all over the world. My pal Erin wrote this after the Colorado shootings, it may offer some comfort. I’m trying to focus on the positive rather than get upset about the negative, I’m trying to focus on how much people care, how strangers helped save strangers, how law enforcement is kicking major ass right now, and how we get to hear so many wicked awesome Boston accents on the news (#nostalgic). I love you Boston.
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