The Busy Schedules of a Pottery Barn Dwellers

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Pottery Barn, along with its deservingly entitled off-spring PB Teen, don’t just provide sweet home decor, but more importantly, helpful clues for how to fill up one’s life and be fulfilled doing it.

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Whole Foods. Whole Foods. Whole Foods. Also,  receipts make great tilted decor items.

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Befriend a Clifford. On chalk, professorial names really sing! Or just buy a vineyard.

 

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Pottery Barn accessories are no guarantee against loneliness.

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Don’t be afraid to bring in elements from nature. Also, bike tours through Vermont are totally allowed.

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Leave bare min. 2 weeks before Harvest Ball to craft twine  boutonniere setting. Day of: cut blooms with vintage scissors.

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Collect bottles of urine along Hudson. Transfer to glass decanters. Plant peas and carrots. Fertilize veggies.

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Hold on to sixteen as long as you can! Don’t overextend yourself.

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Seriously! Leave time for an accidental pregnancy.

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