SWF Cliché Seeks Muscle-Bound Platitude

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A quick sampling of New York City’s Craigslist personal ads reveals the city is teeming with lost souls seeking their better halves. Everyone just wants love—and, more specifically, “a partner in crime”. The exact nature of crimes for which partners are being sought varies widely, from “mutual masturbation” to “attending the Whitney Museum Gala.” Bad ass! Have a peek, maybe your future accomplice is in the mix! Remember, nothing says I love you like a razor blade baked into a bundt cake.

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