RU 18 YET?
Yes, I am. Why?
Is this about sex? There could be no creepier license plate in the World than a “catch-all” asking every and all potential partners if they’re of a consensual age for sex.
That is borderline nauseating.
“But officer, I made sure to ask her if she was 18! Check my vanity plate, bro-sef!”
18 or not, it’s crystal clear no one should be having sex, ever with the owner of this car.
Or, wait. Is this about seeking out minors? Because you’re a kidnapper? That could be.
Is this about both? I wouldn’t be surprised if this is about both.
Either way, there’s no good reason to be asking this question…on your license plate no less. This is how-NOT-to rep Ohio.
Greg Johnson is a comedian in New York City and a regular contributor to DoucheChillz.com. Check out his blog work; some of the best out there.