If aliens landed and wanted to demoralize the human race they would gather our world leaders and make them do the bottle pop dance. To paraphrase science fiction writer Harlan Ellison, I have no mouth but I must say yuck. Not to mention, they are in a 20,000 seat arena and it sounds like no one is there.
Are you a christian rapper? Do you make sexy in Serbian Dance clubs? Are you in a heavy metal band and take your lyrics seriously? Are you Will.I.Am? Well then welcome to the Douche Chillz Music section, Solid Gold HITZ. It’s a big tent and you’re all welcome. It’s like Bonnaroo, except somehow the bands are more annoying than the people.
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