This narrator tells a harrowing tale about how the guitarist from Slayer was almost forced into Christianity. If Kerry King converts then Slayer becomes a Christian Metal band. It’s well known that the best way to convert someone is to try to get them to write “Servant of Christ” in Sharpie on a picture of themselves. Unless….
Well played, Mr. King. Crisis adverted.
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