Some kid in the Penn State dorm that thinks this is what rappers sound like. So we’ve answered the question of what happens when sheltered white kids go to college in an even more sheltered white place. Enjoy this comedy video that isn’t as bad as a widespread coverup of kid rape in the athletic department.
In memory of Joe Pa.
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