Are you a christian rapper? Do you make sexy in Serbian Dance clubs? Are you in a heavy metal band and take your lyrics seriously? Are you Will.I.Am? Well then welcome to the Douche Chillz Music section, Solid Gold HITZ. It’s a big tent and you’re all welcome. It’s like Bonnaroo, except somehow the bands are more annoying than the people.
Intolerable Tolerance: Bono
If someone turned a long annoying guitar solo a person, the result would be Bono.
During the guitar solo in this performance, Bono pulls his COEXIST bandana down over his eyes, and struts around the stage dramatically. While binded by the piece of fabric featuring Arab, Christian, and Jewish symbols, he sees only the truth of its message — that we should all get along.
In his next performance he will communicate other genius ideas like, “Maybe we’re all in the matrix” and “how come hot dogs come in packs of ten but buns come in packs of eight?”
Dan Goodman is a valued contributor at DoucheChillz.com. He is the creator of GhettoMyspace and the director of Skinja. Dan is a stand up comedian. Check out his videos on youtube and visit GetDanGoodman.com