What I Wore This Week with Giulia Rozzi

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Hi! I’m Giulia Rozzi, a very stylish fauxshionistaI came up with this great original never-been-done-before idea: post pics of me in my favorite outfit of the week! I hope my wardrobe inspires you as much as I have inspired me and myself.

Dress: DV by Dolce Vita

I talk a lot about killing myself. If I ever do decide to go through with the deed I totes wanna be buried in this sweet frock. With lace details and fitted chiffon waist, it would totally make me cold dead body look so chic.

 

Bag: Patricia Nash

I love how big this bag is, perfect for city living. It carries all my day-today must haves like- lip gloss, wallet, 20 headshot and resumes for me to “accidentally” leave in the restrooms of TV studios around the city in the hopes that a big time producer will find it while taking a dump, keys, a copy of  the book The Secret, a copy of the book The Power (the follow up to The Secret), a copy of the book The Magic (the follow up to The Secret and The Power), water bottle, my cell phone, and a teeny tiny baggie of cocaine.

Necklace: vintage

JKJKJK I got this peacock pennant at Forever 21. I get all my jewelry at Forever 21, those slave kid workers in 3rd world countries make the cutest accessories! I just hope it doesn’t turn my cleavage green, then I’ll look like I just got titty fucked by Kermit the Frog.

 

Boots: Frye

I love these comfortable, versatile leather boots. I looked into getting vegan boots but let’s not kid ourselves people, “vegan” fashion is just a fancy word for pleather, and “pleather” is just a thing I used to wear in the form of pants back in 2003 when I’d take ecstacy and go dancing. Because dancing in fake sweat-inducing leather pants is great idea. Sorry PETA, I do love animals though and I’ve been thinking about getting a rescue dog, or at least petting one or maybe just clicking LIKE on a photo of one.

Until next week!

-Giulia

PS. Follow me on twitter! I’m @giuliarozzi.

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