Hi! I’m Giulia Rozzi, a very stylish fauxshionista.
Dress: DV by Dolce Vita
I talk a lot about killing myself. If I ever do decide to go through with the deed I totes wanna be buried in this sweet frock. With lace details and fitted chiffon waist, it would totally make me cold dead body look so chic.
Bag: Patricia Nash
I love how big this bag is, perfect for city living. It carries all my day-today must haves like- lip gloss, wallet, 20 headshot and resumes for me to “accidentally” leave in the restrooms of TV studios around the city in the hopes that a big time producer will find it while taking a dump, keys, a copy of the book The Secret, a copy of the book The Power (the follow up to The Secret), a copy of the book The Magic (the follow up to The Secret and The Power), water bottle, my cell phone, and a teeny tiny baggie of cocaine.
JKJKJK I got this peacock pennant at Forever 21. I get all my jewelry at Forever 21, those slave kid workers in 3rd world countries make the cutest accessories! I just hope it doesn’t turn my cleavage green, then I’ll look like I just got titty fucked by Kermit the Frog.
I love these comfortable, versatile leather boots. I looked into getting vegan boots but let’s not kid ourselves people, “vegan” fashion is just a fancy word for pleather, and “pleather” is just a thing I used to wear in the form of pants back in 2003 when I’d take ecstacy and go dancing. Because dancing in fake sweat-inducing leather pants is great idea. Sorry PETA, I do love animals though and I’ve been thinking about getting a rescue dog, or at least petting one or maybe just clicking LIKE on a photo of one.
Until next week!
PS. Follow me on twitter! I’m @giuliarozzi.
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