Gimme That Christian Side Hug Rap

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Here at DoucheChillz HQ, the only hug we’ll give is a Christian side hug, but until now we haven’t exactly advertised it, cause haters gonna hate. Thanks to this fresh music act, we’re pretty sure we know what dance craze is on the horizon. And it involves genitals facing out.

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“Stop and listen/No front hugs and no kissing/I ain’t that scared to call your momma/You’ll be ridin’ home in a coma.”

“I’m going global/Cause you don’t know me/I’m buying babies like Angelina Jolie.”

“So quit that hugging/ And slow down mama/And hit my fist like President Obama.”

Enjoy the Christian Side Hug lyrics:

Gimme dat Christian side hug
Dat Christian side hug
Gimme dat Christian side hug
Dat Christian side hug
I’m a rough rider
Filled up with Christ love
Gimme dat Christian side hug
Dat Christian side hug

These are the EG rules so
Pay attention, it’s essential
This ain’t no front hug zone
You ain’t that fly, you ain’t my jones

Stop and listen
No front hugs and no kissing
I ain’t that scared to call your momma
You’ll be ridin’ home in a coma

I got my groove
You ain’t got nothing
Follow these rules
Cause we ain’t bluffing

Now uh, you ain’t no rabbi
You ain’t no priest
So rise up off me like the shortbread with no yeast

Now uh, don’t use that front hug boy
That makes us awkward
That’s inappropriate
You back up off her cause we
Wanna keep our mind pure
Wanna keep away from sin
That means it’s you too girl
Only one arm around him

[Hook x2]

We be walking like
We be talking like
We be side hugging
Every day and night

It’s how we do fool
This ain’t no club
So don’t be hating on me when I show no love

We living holy
It ain’t no thang
So put your hands in the air and let that shoulder hang

I’m going global
Cause you don’t know me
I’m buying babies like Angelina Jolie

So quit that hugging
And slow down mama
And hit my fist like President Obama

Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people
Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people
Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people

[Hook x2]

I’m a married man
So you know I can hold hands
Front hug all day long with no other demands

But uh, as for all of you
Until you say “I do”
No front huggin’ or PDA or your EG time is through

But uh, some of y’all is slick
Try to pull this trick
Your hug starts in the side
But soon it turns the chick

So if you end up here
Then go ahead and scream it
When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit

If a girl walks up
With her arms spread wide
And she’s front hug bound with that look in her eye

You better turn to the side
And pat her on her back
Cause Jesus never hugged nobody like that
Scream it!

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