We asked some comedian friends to send us their reject headshots — the ones that didn’t make the cut due to high douchechillian factor of their poses, facial expressions, or general appearance. Here are the first three.
“Hey, we all like boobs but there is a time and place for everything and your headshot is not the place nor the time.” – Roger Hailes
Roger Hailes is an NYC-based comedian.
“I get douchechillz from this headshot cuz it does nothing to show that I’m a comedian. This headshot looks like I’m confused by stocks. Like “oh hey, I’m that guy who lets you get away with nothin’! Yeah. Kenny Z!”
-Kenny Zimlinghaus, comedian.
“So check this shit out – it’s horrible – and don’t worry, when I made this jpg I made sure to watermark it with my url. I also used my FULL NAME to help me be a hollywood actress. These photos were taken when I was 16, and placed on the website I made in 1999 following my “Internet and You” class in high school.”
- HEATHER FINK, comedian and filmmaker.
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